Kryptonite.

Which one is better deceivers, fallacy or idiosyncrasy? If anything is baffling around you, stop and think for a while. Fries and hamburgers are not bad at all, overeating is. Spending and shopping are not sins, swiping your plastics card without thinking is. 

I am not a nihilist neither a realist, but I'm sure an  optimist. But does that makes a communist my enemy? No!

If you think more money will bring you happiness? Then, think again and listen to the Price Tag song. But, if its your dream to have more money and its works somehow in motivating you, then keep dreaming. 

Sometimes in life when you feel like you have the power, can fly above anything else, and even capable of breathing in vacuum, remember that there is always KRYPTONITE.

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Kisah Sampingan Siri Osama Laden

Kematian Osama menjadi trend hangat twitter baru-baru ini, nasib baik trendingnya tidak mengalahkan trend Royal Wedding di twitter. 'Of course' la berita kahwin lagi orang suka dari berita kematian kan? 

Di sebalik spekulasi yang dilontarkan, pihak-pihak lokal, dan juga mereka yang berfikiran realism beserta separa nihilsm. Ada cerita yang lebih menarik, ya mmg betul nilai matawang US Dollar naik selepas pengumuman rasmi cik Obama kita tapi bukan itu fokus penulis kali ni.. (gaya kolumnis skit~)  

Bukan juga penulis berpaksikan akal-akal pendek yang gemar benar melakukan sumpah-sumpah laknat. Tapi yang lebih menarik adalah sumpah seorang guru di East Wenatchee, Washington di mana beliau bersumpah untuk tidak bercukur selagi Osama bin Laden tidak dibawa ke muka pengadilan.

Ok, ini pelik. Tp waktu cikgu tu bersumpah dia ingatkan Osama akan ditangkap dalam masa beberapa bulan. Nasib la cikgu ooi, 10 tahun la jugak menunggunya, mungkin ini la apa yang member aku slalu cakap "naik berjanggut la aku tunggu ko"

Sayang la pulak nampaknya nak cukur lepas 10 tahun simpan.

OK. Nampak muda 10 tahun.

p/s: Moral of the story, jangan buat sumpah2 yang mengarut!

Source: TheDailyAstorian

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BreakUpEmail.com

Zaman sekarang da mudah,
kalau nak makan ayam,
da tak payah susah-susah..

bangun pagi bagi makan dedak,
cukup masa kena tgkap ayam,
kena sembelih dulu,
rebus-rebus, cabut bulu,
masak yang mana semuanya menggunakan agak-agak 3 ribu joule tenaga.

sekarang guna wang kertas aje,
beratur 3 minit,
da boleh pilih satu 'bucket'
siap boleh minta rempah ke atau asli
ikut suka.

Itu kira boleh terima lagi.

Tapi tak sangka la pula break-up email pun ada yang segera.
Mak aih..
Mengalahkan mi s*dap dan juga M*lo 3-in-1 yang terkenal dgn kepantasan penyediaan mereka.

Helping end relationships?

Ada cuba-cuba main jugak, inilah contohnya~


Dear Nurin Ayesha,


I'm writing you this email because I think our relationship has run its course. Your arrogance seems to have no limits; it's as if you think you're actually somebody. I know you'll probably tell everyone that you dumped me, because you're a liar. But everyone knows that already, so they won't believe you. You couldn't even pass your exams without cheating; I should have known you'd cheat on me too, prick. I called the nursery school program, and they agreed to let you in after they assessed your maturity level. 






Even though our relationship is at its end, I hope we can still be friends. It may be a typical line, but it's true: we just aren't meant for each other. I'm sure we'll see each other again, if you're ok with it. I think you get the idea: this relationship is over.


Wish it could have worked out,
Rustin Hieber


p/s: Agak-agak ada tak blog post generator?

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