Zaman sekarang da mudah,
kalau nak makan ayam,
da tak payah susah-susah..
bangun pagi bagi makan dedak,
cukup masa kena tgkap ayam,
kena sembelih dulu,
rebus-rebus, cabut bulu,
masak yang mana semuanya menggunakan agak-agak 3 ribu joule tenaga.
sekarang guna wang kertas aje,
beratur 3 minit,
da boleh pilih satu 'bucket'
siap boleh minta rempah ke atau asli
Itu kira boleh terima lagi.
Tapi tak sangka la pula break-up email pun ada yang segera.
Mengalahkan mi s*dap dan juga M*lo 3-in-1 yang terkenal dgn kepantasan penyediaan mereka.
|Helping end relationships?|
Dear Nurin Ayesha,
I'm writing you this email because I think our relationship has run its course. Your arrogance seems to have no limits; it's as if you think you're actually somebody. I know you'll probably tell everyone that you dumped me, because you're a liar. But everyone knows that already, so they won't believe you. You couldn't even pass your exams without cheating; I should have known you'd cheat on me too, prick. I called the nursery school program, and they agreed to let you in after they assessed your maturity level.
Even though our relationship is at its end, I hope we can still be friends. It may be a typical line, but it's true: we just aren't meant for each other. I'm sure we'll see each other again, if you're ok with it. I think you get the idea: this relationship is over.
Wish it could have worked out,
p/s: Agak-agak ada tak blog post generator?